Ho Ho, OH NO!

Twelve True Stories of Tinsel, Bedlam & Unconditional Love

AuthorDanny LettieriPublisherHedge Jumper PressSpecs5 in. x 8 in.; 98 pages; color interior; paperback, jacketed hardcover, and eBookServicesBook cover design, book interior design, typesetting, eBook conversion, publishing assistance

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